Buck’s Pantry: Excerpt

September 6, 2022 | By Women Writers Women Books | Reply More

Written with the pacing and thriller-esque buildup of Truly, Madly, Guilty by Liane Moriarty and the compassion and humor found in Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman, BUCK’S PANTRY: A Novel by debut novelist Khristin Wierman (September 6, SparkPress) is a surprising and affecting story of polar opposite women overcoming their differences and finding hope in the power of their choices as they unwind from their pasts.

A New York banker and a Texas Republican walk into a rural convenience store…and are held hostage in the bathroom. Will they escape or kill each other first?

Lianna, a foul-mouthed, East Coast banking executive, is convinced she’s entered hell as she passes through rural Texas on the highway. After stopping at a convenience store for the bathroom, she feuds over a parking spot with local socialite Gillian, who has been ruminating on the mind-blowing revelations her husband shared two days before. But the women go from ruffled to horrified as they realize the danger they’re in: the store clerk has pulled out a gun in a manic episode, and now the women are trapped.

Meanwhile, Lianna’s assistant, Aimee, who is capable of much more than her current life will allow, panics as she realizes her boss is hours late to their meeting. But in locating her boss, Aimee also wakes a stream of disturbing family memories. As tensions in the women and the convenience store heighten, Aimee, Lianna, and Gillian will need to trust that even the worst wounds can heal.

We are delighted to feature this excerpt!

Chapter One

Rural Texas, August 22nd

Lianna’s hands gripped the steering wheel at ten and two as she drove five miles under the speed limit down the country high- way. Around her, majestic trees opened onto pastures dotted by distant farmhouses—which felt about as alien from Manhattan as if she’d landed on the fucking moon. But there had been an accident on the interstate, and Google insisted this was the fastest route. She had a sneaking suspicion that Google might be toying with her but didn’t see another option. It was four thirty p.m., and she needed to find a bathroom. She accelerated but immediately felt as if the rented Altima would slip from the road. Scowling, she slowed back down. She hadn’t driven in twenty years.

Clutching the wheel with one hand and unknowingly decelerating another five miles per hour, she stabbed at the little blue arrow on the temperature control button. The digital screen insisted that the temperature of the air blowing from the vents was Low.

“Bullshit.” The ventilation flaps blew nothing more than dinky wisps of mildly chilled air. She lifted her dark wavy hair away from her neck and wondered why anyone would choose to live in this goddamn inferno.

“Liahhhna, it’ll be hot out here,” Aimee had said when they talked on Friday, the only trace of her accent, a slight drawing out of the ah in Lianna’s name. “Texas in August is hot, so you’ll want to wear something cool when you get off the plane.”

Lianna had laughed.

But when she had stepped through the sliding doors at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport, the wall of heat that slammed into her was like nothing she’d ever experienced. Standing in the blinding sun, she had actually felt her pale skin burning and her lungs trying to adjust to the thick, stifling air. Within seconds, sweat popped from every pore of her body.

“You okay there, missy?” Lianna had blinked at the source of the booming voice, certain the heat was making her hallucinate. She blinked again, but the image remained the same. Along with his jeans and white button-down shirt, the man was still wearing a boat-like cowboy hat, a belt buckle the size of a salad plate, and gleaming cowboy boots. Furtively, her eyes scanned the crowd outside the airport, searching for this Missy person.

The man stepped toward her. “You need some help, hon?”

Lianna felt her back stiffen as she realized he was addressing her. Her face tightened into the I-will-go-fucking-apeshit-if-you- touch-me expression that allowed her to roam mostly unbothered in New York. She stepped sideways, searching for the rental car bus sign and preparing to shriek if he came closer.

He took a step back and smiled. “If you’re new to Big D and looking for the rental cars, you’ll need to take the shuttle from the lower level.”

Without intending to, Lianna met his eyes.
“You sure you’re okay, hon?” he asked.
She registered the sheer openness of his face, the sincerity

and concern in his gaze. “Y-Yes,” she managed before wobbling on one impractically high heel and walking toward the escalators.

She shook her head in bafflement at the memory. Her phone rang.

Keeping her eyes on the road, she pressed the Bluetooth answer button. “This is Lianna.”

Benjamin’s soft, elegant voice greeted her. “Hello, Lianna. How’s Texas?”

“Fucking hell, Benjamin. You’ve sent me to goddamn fucking hell.”

His weary sigh filled the car. “Lianna—”

“I’m speaking literally. It’s over a hundred degrees in this place.”

“If you want to be taken seriously as a future candidate for CFO, you’ve got to run an acquisition.” Benjamin’s voice implied his patience was rapidly diminishing. “It’s been nearly two years since we’ve found a viable prospect, and I have no idea when another will come along. Would you prefer that I hand this over to Robert?”

Lianna had a vision of her tiny junior one-bedroom in Chelsea—basically a loft with a nook for a bed. But still, a loft that she owned. Sterile was the word her mother had used the one and only time she’d visited. Sterile and unlived-in because Lianna spent nearly every waking minute in her office. The most serious relationship she’d had in the past three years had been with Netflix.

She blew out a breath. “No, I do not want you to hand this over to Robert.”

“I didn’t think so. Just remember, diligence is the best time to get a sense of whether there’s any talent. Once they know they’re losing their jobs, they’ll be more difficult to assess.”

“We’re buying them. How can they not know their jobs are at risk?”

Benjamin sighed again. “Look at where you are.”

Lianna glanced left then right. All she could see were flat yellowy-green fields, a smattering of trees, and black cows.

“I think you’re wise to go down ahead of the team. Call me tomorrow with your initial impressions.” Benjamin’s voice had taken on the distracted quality that usually signaled something else had grabbed his attention. The line went dead.

Lianna returned her attention to the road. She screamed as her foot slammed the brakes.

* * *

“Ashley, honey, can you please water the geraniums and move the sprinklers in the wildflower garden?” Gillian—“Jill-i-an with a soft J,” she’d gently correct anyone who got it wrong—said to the Bluetooth display on her black Lincoln Navigator. She zoomed around a turn, fifteen miles over the speed limit. “And make sure the little trough we put out for the deer has water. It’s been hot as blue blazes this week, and I’m sure it’s low.” They lived on ten acres, and Gillian loved watching wild deer graze in the backyard.

“What did you do with my leopard-print cold-shoulder top?” was her fifteen-year-old daughter’s reply.

Gillian bit her lip. That blouse, which Ashley had brought home from the mall two towns over a few weeks ago, was tacky. And the orangey colors looked terrible on her. Gillian had taken it to Goodwill the next day.

“Sweetheart, I told you that top was in no way appropriate or flattering.”

“Mother—”
“And I’m not gonna discuss it again. But I need—”
“This is so unfair!”
Gillian couldn’t be sure when her daughter had begun shrieking her displeasure like an angry bobcat, but it was happening all the time now. There was only one way to deal with it. “As God is my witness, Ashley!” she bellowed with all her might. “If you don’t water those plants before I get home, you’re gonna be eating a peanut butter sandwich for supper instead of that King Ranch Chicken I fixed!”

“But—”

“Don’t you ‘but’ me, young lady. I was up half the night mak- ing those awful gluten-free muffins for Bobbie’s class. And I had to go to school drop-off twice this morning because Carly forgot her spelling homework even though I specifically asked her if she had it, and she specifically said that she did.”

“Mother—”

“I had not been home five minutes from my second trip to the school when they called and told me Bobbie threw up. I had the planning meeting for the Cattle Baron’s Ball, so I had no choice but to drop him at Mama W’s and get a lecture about what I’m letting him eat.”

“But, Mother, none of that has anything to do with me!”

“Ashley Lauren Wilkins! I am pulling up at the UPS store as we speak to pick up your new dance shoes because UPS has apparently decided to only make one delivery attempt before they cart packages off to some drop-off location because apparently people are willing to pay for shipping even if that means they have to drive somewhere to pick up their stuff.” Gillian glared at the wrinkled ticket stuck to her dashboard, which she’d ripped from her front door, wadded up, and thrown into the azalea bed a few hours before. “I rarely ask for your help with the garden, but I’ve still got to run to Sprouts or we’re gonna be out of milk and bacon by the weekend.” She could have easily picked these things up when she’d swung by Albertsons—yet another unexpected errand that had been thrust on her. But ever since she’d discovered the ASPCA’s Shop With Your Heart website, she tried not to buy any meat or dairy from a farm that didn’t have one of the ASPCA’s approved humane certifications. She could not fathom the idea of being a vegetarian or, God Almighty, a vegan. But she could spend her money at farms that were trying to treat their animals well. The Sprouts Farmers Market in the adjacent town was the only place that carried those brands.

“Why can’t—”

Gillian’s voice dropped lethally. “As God is my witness, Ashley, if I come home to wilted geraniums—”

“Fine.” Only her oldest daughter could end a discussion as effectively as Gillian, perfectly matching her mother’s crushing tone of finality. “Daddy wants to talk to you.”

Gillian rocketed into a parking space and shoved the Lincoln into park. A familiar wave of disbelief and consternation filled her as she considered her daughter’s unwillingness to help with even a single household task. She heard Ashley’s muffled voice, “I don’t know. She’s talking about God now.”

Gillian narrowed her eyes at Ashley’s name, glowing across the dashboard display. Then she heard her husband’s muted but unmistakably irritated response, “Aw, hell.” She could picture him standing there, his stomach straining against his pastel golf shirt—he didn’t even play golf—his tanned legs like tree trunks under a pair of hideously plaid madras shorts.

“Honey?” he asked too brightly. They’d been aggressively polite with each other since the party, two days before.

Gillian made a tight, unhappy smile at the dashboard. “Yes?” She didn’t even need to ask why her husband was home at four thirty in the afternoon. He worked at his daddy’s bank, so he did pretty much whatever he wanted.

“You home soon?” he asked. “I was gonna go down to the pond and see what I can catch.”

“Not until closer to five thirty,” she said, trying to keep her voice even. “I’ve still got a couple of errands to run. Then I’ve got to pick up Bobbie at your mama’s.”

“You took him to Mama’s?” Trip’s voice was hopeful. “Does that mean—”

“It means,” Gillian growled through gritted teeth, “that Bobbie got sick, the babysitters were all in school, and I didn’t have a choice.” She blew out a long yoga breath, knowing she shouldn’t be so mad at him.

But she was.

She could hear him walking into another room. He lowered his voice. “So you’re still, uh, thinking about—”

The yoga breath evaporated as a volcano erupted in Gillian’s chest. “I don’t know, Trip! Because I have not had a minute to myself to think in the last forty-eight hours!” She raised her hands and shook her head, her long blonde ponytail quivering. “I thought I was going to be able to go to yoga and think about it this afternoon. But somebody ate the last can of Ro-Tel tomatoes!”

Trip coughed but didn’t say anything.

“Which I figured out after I’d thawed the chicken and after I’d put everything else together. So I had to run to Albertsons because King Ranch doesn’t taste right without the Ro-Tel, and—”

“You made the King Ranch?” Trip sounded like a second grader who’d come home and smelled cookies.

Gillian punched the steering wheel. Only her husband could send her world into a tailspin not two days before and still get excited about supper. “Yes. And I didn’t finish until it was time to pick up the girls. So to answer your question, no, I have not thought any more about it!”

“Okay, okay.” Trip had switched to the voice he used with the kids when they were hysterical toddlers. And he still hadn’t apologized for eating the Ro-Tel.

Both of which made Gillian want to plow him down with the Lincoln.

She closed her eyes, hoping her fury would pass. It didn’t. She tried another yoga breath. “You know what? I am gonna think about it. Tonight. I’m gonna go to a late yoga class.” She snatched her phone and googled the studio, having no idea if late classes even existed. “Then I’m gonna go have a nice dinner. By myself. I am taking the night off!”

“You’re what?” Trip’s voice actually cracked.

“You heard me. Your mama’s hosting garden club tomorrow, so Bobbie can’t stay over. You need to go get him.”

“But Gillian—”

“Y’all will be just fine. The King Ranch is in the icebox. Just uncover it and bake it at 350 for thirty minutes, then let it stand for another ten. And, Trip, don’t you dare forget to put potholders under the pan or it’ll burn the marble, and—”

“Dadgummit, Gillian! Let me get a pen!”

“Ashley knows what to do. And you tell her that if I don’t come home to perky geraniums and a deer trough full of water,” Gillian’s voice dropped ominously as her finger hovered over the disconnect button, “her phone is mine.”

Gillian punched End Call so hard she chipped her rose-pet- al-pink nail polish.

—

Khristin Wierman spent twenty years rising through the marketing ranks of Fortune 500 companies, building a career that was lucrative, ego-boosting, and a little bit soul-crushing. So she quit. And had no idea what to do with her life. Writing novels ensued. She was born and raised in a small East Texas town—which means she came into this world a Dallas Cowboys fan and ardently believes “y’all” is a legitimate pronoun. Some things she enjoys are playing golf with her husband and stepson, poker, yoga, chocolate, the Golden State Warriors, and the daily adventure of life with an adorably imperfect cat named Rocco. She lives in San Francisco, California.